It takes a village idiot.
In hindsight, everyone is anal.
He is a true original - all his clichés are unique.
Self-pleasuring can be a handful sometimes.
I have fond memories of dementia.

suicide and procrastination

If you're both suicidal and a procrastinator, there's no problem, you're never going to get round to killing yourself.

History is repeating itself because it is running out of ideas.

I have fond memories of dementia

I just don't remember the rest...

cold war against global warming

Finally, a voice of reason in the climate debate.
What better weapon against global warming than the current cold war?
No need to change our rabid, out of control consumption patterns. And anyway, the so-called experts tell us consumer confidence is plunging. I never had any confidence to begin with, so I'm taking the plunge into the void.

And the best argument for this is that carbon footprint will be absolutely zero.

mixed-up media

Alot of so-called art in galleries nowadays are categorized under the catch-all 'mixed media'. Judging from the objects on show, it would be more correct to call it 'mixed-up media'. In this way, we don't have to pretend we understand the art as we know it is clearly a reflection of the artist's state of mind.

TOO FAST TOO FUEHRER

Movies a la carte:

'2 FAST 2 FUEHRER'
Hitler escapes from the pursuing Red Army in a Volkswagen beetle during the last days of the Reich. He ends up in Hollywood and works as a stuntman specializing in roles that require a well trimmed moustache.

'BOURNE AGAIN'
Our peripatetic hero Jason Bourne finds religion and is saved by Baptists.

art imitating life

I was at a vernissage the other day and after a couple of drinks, realized that what actually was going on at the gallery was simply a case of 'art imitating life'. And that if I step outside the gallery, it was the other way around. I think I need another drink.