TOO FAST TOO FUEHRER

Movies a la carte:

'2 FAST 2 FUEHRER'
Hitler escapes from the pursuing Red Army in a Volkswagen beetle during the last days of the Reich. He ends up in Hollywood and works as a stuntman specializing in roles that require a well trimmed moustache.

'BOURNE AGAIN'
Our peripatetic hero Jason Bourne finds religion and is saved by Baptists.

art imitating life

I was at a vernissage the other day and after a couple of drinks, realized that what actually was going on at the gallery was simply a case of 'art imitating life'. And that if I step outside the gallery, it was the other way around. I think I need another drink.

did he invent global warming too?

Just a thought since global warming is such a hot topic nowadays - if Al Gore invented the Internet, he must have also invented Global Warming. After all he did claim the former once when he was still a contender. Which makes one wonder whether the ballyhoo over greenhouse gases is just hot air?

vale of lost principles

People are often accused of being without principles.
Well, these people can be roughly divided into 2 groups; the first being people who never possessed principles to start with and the second are those who have simply lost them. So, there is still hope for the latter group.

life imitating life

The meaning of life is none of the above.
Is there an AXIS of indifference?
There is an AXIS OF NICE
Wait until the cows come home - How long should one wait if one doesn't have cows?
Should let's roll be trademarked?
Do blind people ever see eye to eye?
I would hate to cast aspersions on such a finely tuned repertoire.
Transvestite with an appetite
The writing may be on the wall, but it’s only graffiti.
Get a grip, get good shoes.
Think INSIDE the box.
I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR.
flags of inconvenience
I’ll come even though I have something better to do.
In search of lost principles.
We’re open 24/0.
Ever wonder why global warming is such a hot topic nowadays?
Minimalism is overrated.
Trendy is so passé.
Clichés are no longer what you expect them to be.
Having the cake and eating it too may give you indigestion.
If your hands were tied, could you still think on your feet?
How do you know you've had amnesia when you don't remember any of it?
You know graffiti is here to stay when the writing is on the wall.
It's hard to think outside the box when you're living in one.
Déjà vus are not as familiar as they used to be.
How do you know you've had amnesia when you don't remember any of it?


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It takes a village idiot.
In hindsight, everyone is anal.
He is a true original - all his clichés are unique.
Self-pleasuring can be a handful sometimes
The trouble with suicide is that once you're successful at it, there is no repeat performance