life imitating life

The meaning of life is none of the above.
Is there an AXIS of indifference?
There is an AXIS OF NICE
Wait until the cows come home - How long should one wait if one doesn't have cows?
Should let's roll be trademarked?
Do blind people ever see eye to eye?
I would hate to cast aspersions on such a finely tuned repertoire.
Transvestite with an appetite
The writing may be on the wall, but it’s only graffiti.
Get a grip, get good shoes.
Think INSIDE the box.
I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR.
flags of inconvenience
I’ll come even though I have something better to do.
In search of lost principles.
We’re open 24/0.
Ever wonder why global warming is such a hot topic nowadays?
Minimalism is overrated.
Trendy is so passé.
Clichés are no longer what you expect them to be.
Having the cake and eating it too may give you indigestion.
If your hands were tied, could you still think on your feet?
How do you know you've had amnesia when you don't remember any of it?
You know graffiti is here to stay when the writing is on the wall.
It's hard to think outside the box when you're living in one.
Déjà vus are not as familiar as they used to be.
How do you know you've had amnesia when you don't remember any of it?


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It takes a village idiot.
In hindsight, everyone is anal.
He is a true original - all his clichés are unique.
Self-pleasuring can be a handful sometimes
The trouble with suicide is that once you're successful at it, there is no repeat performance